What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 03:27

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

What, when building a house, are the necessary wires (beside 120v) to future proof my house, Cat6, Coax, low voltage, and alarm wires?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Still no good.

Gemini is getting ready to replace Google Assistant on Android - The Verge

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

So, the docs changed it to read

Still no good

How Elon Musk Is Reinventing Tesla’s Strategy - WSJ

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Hysterias & Posteriors

No, not a chance

Once-a-week pill for schizophrenia shows promise in clinical trials - MIT News

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Nuts and Butts

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

AMD’s Next-Gen UDNA Architecture For Radeon GPUs, PlayStation-Next & Xbox-Next To Be 20% Faster In Raster, 2x In RayTracing & AI - Wccftech

Then came..

Loons and Moons

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

9 fruits that are known to flush out toxins from liver and kidneys when consumed daily - Times of India

Thumbs down again.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Unacceptable again!

Why don’t Jews regard Jesus as an important teacher or rabbi, if not the Messiah? Putting aside messianic claims, wouldn’t Jesus be one of the most significant Jewish teachers in human history?

Freaks and Cheeks

No way

Just Forget it!

How is Sola Scriptura incoherent?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Minds and Behinds

So they tried

Latest 'Love Island USA' Season 7 Dumping Turns Controversial With Islander Ace Greene At The Center Of The Firestorm - Deadline

No go.

Catatonics & High Colonics

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Finance leaders fear destructive U.S. debt scenario - Axios

They put up a sign reading

Everyone loved it.

share office space ...

Scientists make jaw-dropping find after drilling more than 1,500 feet into Antarctic ice: 'We even discovered a school of lobster-like creatures' - The Cool Down

Next, they tried...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Another attempt resulted in ...